bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via greetings)

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(via goodgirl-with-badintentions)

oregongeorgiagrown:

countryff4171:

my best friends have boys dropping to their knees after them, texting and callin em all the time and I’m just here like FUCKIN DERP

SAME

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

image

(via parkingstrange)

butt-twitch:

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

i’d steal like one or twelve audis.. maybe a pup. 

(via peter-pan-mentality)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via disorder)