inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via crunchier)

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via lamelohan)

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

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l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(via boner-pills)

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

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neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

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